You're know you're a netizen of the early 21st century when...


  1. Whenever something funny happens, you tell your friends about it via a rage comic.
  2. You've laughed at captions on cat photos.
  3. You've put at least one caption on a cat photo.
  4. Lamar Smith's name makes you rage.
  5. You're a grown man, and you watch a cartoon (supposedly) aimed at little girls.
  6. You can sum up anything that annoys or amuses you in two sentences pasted over a square picture.
  7. You used to have a life... but then it took an arrow to the knee.
  8. GaiaOnline vs. 4Chan.
  9. Homestuck vs. Hetalia.
  10. Christopher Eccleston vs. David Tennant vs. Matt Smith.
  11. Lost vs. Heroes.
  12. You remember a time when sparkling vampires seemed to be EVERYWHERE.
  13. You've had more fun playing a $10 game with graphics that look like something from the 90's than a $50 dollar game with the newest and shiniest graphics.
  14. Whether or not you actually knew their names before this point, you're familiar with Yackety Sax and Spanish Flea.
  15. You have a Ph.D in physics... troll physics.
  16. You know how to be ninja - TEEHEE!
  17. You know that everything can be improved with a mustache.
  18. You've made fun of Rick Perry and/or Rick Santorum.
  19. You've realized that aside from the Colbert Report, television is absolutely useless as a news source.
  20. You and your friends have made plans for the a zombie outbreak.
  21. Plants vs. Zombies.
  22. You know of at least three failed end-of-the-world predictions.
  23. TVTropes has claimed many hours of your finite life.
  24. Watching other people play videogames has become a source of entertainment for you.
  25. You enjoy watching snarky people review films from your childhood.
  26. The Spanish word for soup sends chills down your spine.
  27. You agree that cephalopods are inherently awesome.
  28. You've seen and/or made a "Keep calm and X" poster.
  29. You have three or more browsers installed on your computer.
  30. You have found yourself admitting that young Joseph Stalin really was quite a looker and/or had an awesome 'stache.
  31. Your idea of protesting involves wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.
  32. You are terrified of tall, faceless men in suits.
  33. You are terrified of things that wait behind the wall.
  34. You have encountered fetish art that left you confused and bewildered for days.
  35. You used to have a life... but then you discovered Reddit.
  36. You've ever sung anything by Weebl or Lemon Demon.
  37. You have an Instructables account.
  38. You have one or more Tumblogs.
  39. You have been entertained, horrified, and educated by videos on YouTube. Sometimes it was the same video.
  40. You were there when YouTube videos were pulled because of false copyright claims.
  41. You've nyan'd.
  42. You've learned many fascinating facts through Cracked.com.
  43. "Asplode" is part of your vocabulary.
  44. You've been Rickrolled.
  45. You're a gropaga.
  46. You've referred to one or more of your parents as a "trolldad" or a "trollmom."
  47. You aspire to be a trolldad or trollmom yourself.
  48. You've herped 'til you derped.
  49. You blacked out your website on January 18th, 2012.
  50. You thought you might go insane waiting for your Pottermore e-mail.
  51. You thought you might go insane for Pottermore to get out of beta because you missed the beta boat.


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